October 9th, 2009 Joke of the Day!
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMAN:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half
wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like USA; well developed, open to
trade and mergers, especially for those with cash and property.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain; very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece; gently aging but
still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; still
enchanting with her glorious past fading gently behind.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel; has been through the
war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada; self-preserving but
open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes like Tibet; wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages…only those with an
adventurous spirit visit there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran; ruled by nuts….
