David Letterman and Jay Leno may be loaded and on TV but they definitely aren’t funny

top ten reasons why..

10. Dave, u were more funny hosting the Star land Vocal band than you are now and that was horrible then.

9. Jay, nice car collection but your not funny, nor or your writers, You should be pitching Doritos’s …again..

8. Dave, Paul is funnier, have you heard his monologue for “Day in Rock”?

7. Jay, Jimmie “JJ” Walker called and says you “owe” him…

6. I will give Dave props for giving that little Beiber fag a hard time…

5. Jay, Dave, don’t feel bad, Conan or Jimmy aren’t funny either but Andy Richter is actually funny.

4. Richard Pryor needed his own talk show but couldn’t have one for two reasons, anyone know why?

3. Tim Conway is  funny as hell…

2. Jackie Gleason was funny as hell…

1. The Top ten reason why you guys Jay and Dave aren’t funny? You been at it too long and you have

lost sight of what comedy is…your no longer inspired and just spoon feeding people with “applause signs”…